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In Colombia, a would be robber was hospitalized after he attempted to burgle a karate school. He entered the academy with a gun, but wasn’t able to intimidate the students who, in return opened a giant can of whoop ass on him. When police arrived, they had to take his severely concussed body to the hospital for treatment.
In all fairness, what the fuck was he thinking trying to rob a karate school? Was that his idea of a nice easy job? What ever happened to a nice easy mugging of an elderly person?
Now I’m not condoning these activities, I believe in doing an honest day's work for my money, but I also believe in doing things properly. So if your going to rob someone, don’t make an ass of yourself and do it fuckin right.
I really can’t fathom how so many of these criminals are so fucking stupid, like the fuckin numpty over in the states who robbed a convenience store with a clear plastic bag over his head as a disguise. I suppose that guy must be given some credit, he manage to rob the place, he was only arrested after being easily recognized on CCTV!
This made me think, would someone not make a ‘crime for dummies’ book for these thick cunts, with plenty pictures for the really thick illiterate ones. Here is what I imagine it may look like!