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July please
The fucking breeze,
There’s rain water in my ass,
The grey sky grins
For all its sins
Look another socking levi ass
July people fucking go
It looks like another shitty day
Just to see the sunshine show
July please just go the fuck away
And the sky begins to get dark
As it rains down in the park
And the tourist doesn’t care‘cause he’s got weather gear……

CHORUS
Oh! ma ma ma,oh! ma ma ma,oh! ma ma ma
My what a shitty july(x2)

July hail storms in my mouth,
Pissed off people everywhere,
I’m sitting on a fucking trout
cause there’s a river everywhere
And a woman of middle age
Sticks her finger up with rage
Then she curses at the sun ‘cause it really should be there...(and all the miserable fuckers go)

CHORUS

And somebody spots the sun
And people start to have fun
But then the water starts to gush
From a thick fucking cloud (everybody)

CHORUS(x2)
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For those of you who don’t know what the fuck I’m on about here is the original lyrics:

JULY
July please,
I'm on my knees,
The smell of your fresh cut grass,
Your blue sky grins
For all its sins
Look another gorgeous levi ass
July people come and go
It looks like another perfect day
Just to see your Striptease show
July please try your best to stay
And a mongrel begins to bark
At a wino in the park
and his owner doesn't care 'cause he really isn't there…

CHORUS
Oh! ma ma ma,oh! ma ma ma,oh! ma ma maMy july(x2)

July,fizz bombs in my mouth,
Babarama everywhere,
I can't lie on my pocket trout
So I sit back in the easy chair
And a woman of middle age
Licks and thumbs annother page
Then she brushes off the dirt
From her greyhound skirt (and all the boys go)

CHORUS

And a baby sucks its thumb
To the sound of a steel drum
And fountain water gush
Through the thick bull rush (everybody)

CHORUS(x2)