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So we all know there is nothing on the telly on a Sunday, or is there?
Recently FX has been repeating MacGyver, I’m sure we all remember Richard Dean Anderson as Angus MacGyver. Using science and his wits, rather than violence, he could solve almost any problem.
But was this show seriously cool or incredibly retarded? I would have to go for, incredibly retarded!
I remember when I was a kid, I used to watch MacGyver and thinking it was the bees knees, I use to even play games pretending to be him. However watching it now I find myself asking the question, ‘how the fuck did I find this retarded shit any good?’. I now watch it occasionally on a Sunday, not because I think its great, but to laugh at the retardation of the show. In the pilot episode MacGyver has to steal a map from some mad Arab place in the desert. So to escape he uses the feckin map as a sledge to slide down the sand dunes to his waiting hot air balloon, but oh no… an Arab shoots a hole in his balloon, but no fear, using the map and a bit of sticky tape on each corner he plugs the hole and escapes……… There are so many things wrong with that! Being a science and physics buff u think he would know that all you get if you sit on a map on the top of a sand dune is sand in your crack! And what’s with all the women? Every episode there is a new bird most of which were the love of his life and who he hasn’t seen in years, ever since they almost got married! HORSE SHIT…. How many women do you almost marry in a life time? And why dose every one call him MacGyver? Nobody ever calls him Angus, and not only that but they use his name in every sentence. Here is a bit of dialog I made as an example “say MacGyver, why are you such a retard MacGyver? Never in my life MacGyver have I met a retard as retarded as you MacGyver” but the best has to be when the villain is beat he shots MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr